Don’t mind if I do…bout feckin time you had vinyl back!! 
2 Likes
Gave Lou all of the good wishes expressed on here when we spoke this evening.
Her comment was ‘how lovely, that’s so thoughtful, I shall carry them with me’
So, thanks again from me. 
19 Likes
Forum strapline right there. I’m starting to worry that this place is going soft 
.
VB
2 Likes
Best wishes Paul.
1 Like
Today I’m Terry Tourguide. Narelle’s friends over from Oz needed showing around that London, so we are currently 5 pubs into a pub crawl worthy of Oliver Reid 
3 Likes
Are they interviewing for bar work?
4 Likes
Today I have taught the kids to play conkers.
4 Likes
I hope you provided suitable safety equipment!!!
Where are you now then? Don’t worry, I’ll find you by following the trail of empty tinnies…
2 Likes
That’s what eyelids are for
Expect a visit from social services at any moment 
having a cold… 
Man up
1 Like
1 Like
Yup that’s about it
looks great , must remember that tip
having a CT scan.
Getting a cannula fitted is proving to be fun these days as my veins are fucked up by a mix of chemo and repeatedly being stuck with needles by NHS staff.
It took three people having 2 goes each in Radiology before I told them to give it a rest and went to oncology where my favourite nurse floated in a cannula on the first attempt while calling me a cunt for not going there in the first place. He is a good bloke and his kids are at the same school as mine.
The radiology staff were so embarrassed they ensured I skipped the lengthy queue waiting for their scan.
I look like I have been attacked by an enraged hedgehog and am covered in bits of tape that are going to be a joy to tear off given how hairy my arms are. Jackie loves doing that so there is more pain to look forward to.
8 Likes
How was the weekend?