The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Good lord, an actual human, with a brain, on the other end of a conversation on LinkedIn.

Whatever next? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

I don’t know but it requires some dancing!

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Must be upmarket stuff…
Most hifi sales only require chin cupping, nodding and foot tapping.

“I’ve put me hip out” slaughterhouse thread incoming in 3, 2, 1…

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Well I’ve found the right thread for this news story…

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Now that’s how to make a complaint.

shit throwing - a mate for Stronzetto?

“Don’t be evil”

Knocked back a Bose ad. They wanted me to dance.

I simply will not compromise my craft.

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It was an interpretive dance. No?
It’s paying £10,000

VB

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I’m sure they will find some jobbing-actor that will do it for that price.

Your Redmayne’s, Cumberbatches and I are more principled.

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I’ll dance for £10,000

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By God I’m sick of GDPR emails.

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I am sick of having to sit in the same GDPR briefing time and time again. The presenters just change the title but keep the content the same, so I have been through “GDPR for Chairs of Ethics Committees”, " GDPR Briefing for Academic Schools", “GDPR for Chairs of Boards”, and “GDPR for Line Managers”.

When I suggested that i wouldn’t go to any more, I was told my attendance was compulsory for my “function”, and given i have multiple functions, I need it multiple times…apparently.

Once you know the schtick well enough you need to start interrupting with a question about the very next thing they’re going to say. Sit right in the middle of the front row. They hate that.

VB

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I always sit in the front row for legroom